Explosions in the Sky | So Long Lonesome
If there was one song summarizing my week, it’d be this. :)
French character posters for The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
CAN’T WAIT. Terry Gilliam is freaking amazing.
[Pete Yorn and Scarlett Johansson - Relator]
by the way, in paris they are being marketed as the next serge gainsbourg and jane birkin. if they are good— i can say they are. yet is this comparison global?
Justine is a classic erotic novel by Donatien Alphonse François de Sade, better known as the Marquis de Sade.
The plot concerns Justine, a 12-year-old maiden (“As for Justine, aged as we have remarked, twelve”…) who sets off, impecunious, to make her way in France. It follows her until age 26, in her quest for virtue.
- Wikipedia
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Oh, quest for virtue. Haha. My name is a classic erotic novel!
Unfortunately, language does not have a governing body like the WHO. There are no monitoring bodies to track down the migration of viruses, no one to combat their spread, no one to file criminal charges. These are the phrases that contribute to the speedy decline of civilization. And whoever started them deserves a slow and painful death by swine flu.
1. “Ayt”— Because you’re not black, and you’re not a total idiot. And don’t think for one second you’re cute.
2. “Aylavet”— It’s like Kris Aquino— tolerable on the computer monitor and the cellphone screen but irritating when heard. This takes on a heightened level of annoyance when the speaker animates the expression by prolonging the last syllable. At which point I summon all my powers of restraint to stop strangling speaker with my bare hands. Especially when said speaker happens to be a red-blooded male.
3. “Meh ganun?” - Because the radio station Energy FM 91.5 is among the best reasons for avoiding public transport.
4. “Elow po”— With the optional “poh.” Indicates that the speaker is either a 14-year-old girl who has a pink-wallpapered Friendster account or just a complete dumbass.
5. “Chorva”— Because in 1574 God invented the dictionary. Two and a half months before that, God invented the human brain, which he intended for complex systems of operations like logic, reasoning, analysis, and language. Which means, God did not want all his creatures to speak like they worked the night shift at Reyes Haircutters. If he did, we’d all have naturally bleached, over-gelled hair. That, plus perennially raised collars.
6. “Nownah”— Which is “now na” pulled down to unfathomably moronic depths, but is actually persuasive in specific instances. E.g. “I will bludgeon you until you’re comatose, you stupid idiot. When? Nownah.”
7. “Ayuz”— The bigger schmuck, however, is that record company dork behind Ayuz: The Compilation.
8. “Haller” — God’s way of telling us we’re not reading enough books.
9. “Text-text”— Indicates several things:
a. A certain appointment/ person is not important enough to merit an exact time and place.
b. “We’re so dumb we can’t even make up our minds about which restaurant. You’ll be late? It’s okay. I’ll be late, too.”
b. “Let’s play it by ear. Maybe I’ll feel lazy and I won’t be in the mood to see you.”
c. The improvisational nature of the Filipino temperament. Which is probably explains why we’re the mightiest, most efficient nation on the planet.10. “OMG” — Marks the completion of our descent from human beings into ants.
— is Lourd on tumblr yet?
I slowly lose respect for you each time you use any of those aforementioned words.
IKRRRR. This is why we’re friends Anna. My heart skips a beat (in a bad way) when someone says those words. to add: SEAFOODS.
HAHAHA. This annoys the shit out of me, too.
